Deployment & Onboarding
CONDUIT
Windows Update connectivity diagnosis and repair.
Diagnoses the "We couldn’t connect to the update service" failure before any download begins — WSUS pointer and blocking policies, whether they come from domain or local Group Policy, the WinHTTP proxy, Windows Time, reachability of WSUS and the Microsoft Update endpoints, and update-service start types. Audit is read-only; Repair backs up the policy key first and only removes a stale WSUS pointer when it is safe to; ResetCache also rebuilds SoftwareDistribution and catroot2. -WhatIf previews every change. Run it before RESTORATION.
Quick Launch
Run CONDUIT
Run in an elevated PowerShell window. Downloads conduit.ps1
from CursedTechnocrat/TechnicianToolkit and executes it.
Set-ExecutionPolicy Bypass -Scope Process -Force; $f="$(Get-Location)\conduit.ps1"; irm https://raw.githubusercontent.com/CursedTechnocrat/TechnicianToolkit/main/conduit.ps1 -OutFile $f; [IO.File]::WriteAllText($f,[IO.File]::ReadAllText($f,[Text.Encoding]::UTF8),[Text.UTF8Encoding]::new($true)); & $f